Official windbreaker for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia drops November 30th, 2025, five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This lightweight windbreaker is built for movement , between trains, at late shows, or heading out for city walks after rain.
Extra-light 100% polyester shell (3.8 oz/yd²) sheds drizzle and dries fast without weighing you down. Mesh 3-panel hood and scuba collar block gusts while keeping things breathable. Full zip closure with two side-entry pockets for hands and essentials. Tear-away label keeps the interior clean. Graphic details across the back and sleeves give it that raw, underground edge, wearable art for people who appreciate striking, moody imagery.
This is the longest band name in extreme metal on a windbreaker made for layering and late nights. Wear it when you want protection from the elements without disappearing in the crowd.
Out November 30th, 2025.
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.
Size Chart:
| Size |
Width (in) |
Length (in) |
Sleeve Length (in) |
| S |
21.00 |
27.50 |
34.75 |
| M |
22.00 |
28.50 |
36.25 |
| L |
23.00 |
29.50 |
37.75 |
| XL |
24.50 |
30.50 |
39.25 |
| 2XL |
26.00 |
31.50 |
40.75 |
| 3XL |
27.50 |
32.50 |
41.65 |
Size tolerance: ±1.00"
Product Features:
- 100% polyester shell, strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying
- Extra-light weight (3.8 oz/yd²) for easy layering and packability
- Full zip closure with scuba collar and mesh 3-panel hood
- Two side-entry pockets for hands and small items
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort and clean interior
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Hang dry or tumble dry on lowest setting
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Independent Trading Company EXP54LWZ, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Do not iron
