Official pullover for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia drops November 30th, 2025 — five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This heavyweight hoodie is your armor for the pronunciation challenge ahead.
Built for basement shows, winter mosh pits, and late-night drives where the music hits harder. Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8 oz/yd²) with warmth that lasts and prints that survive the chaos. The kangaroo pocket holds your essentials, the double-lined hood blocks out everything but the blast beats. Fits true to size with room to layer underneath.
This is meme-grind at its most conceptually deranged. Wear it to rep the longest band name in extreme metal while you prepare your tongue for the most absurdly titled release of the year.
Out November 30th, 2025.
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.
Size Chart:
| Size |
Width (in) |
Length (in) |
Sleeve Length (in) |
| S |
20.08 |
27.17 |
33.50 |
| M |
22.05 |
27.95 |
34.50 |
| L |
24.02 |
29.13 |
35.50 |
| XL |
25.98 |
29.92 |
36.50 |
| 2XL |
27.99 |
31.10 |
37.50 |
| 3XL |
29.92 |
31.89 |
38.50 |
| 4XL |
31.89 |
33.07 |
39.50 |
| 5XL |
33.86 |
33.86 |
40.50 |
Size tolerance: ±1.50"
Product Features:
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and print durability
- DTG front/back prints with optional DTF sleeve/wrist print or embroidered placements
- Tubular knit construction and tear-away label for comfort and reduced seams
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Tumble dry medium
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
