Official distressed cap for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia drops November 30th, 2025, five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This low-profile dad hat is for when you want to rep meme-grind without screaming about it.
Unstructured six-panel design with a soft crown and distressed details that make it look broken-in from day one. The embroidered logo sits small and deliberate on the front, understated but unmistakable for those who know. 100% preshrunk cotton twill with adjustable hook-and-loop closure means it fits right and stays comfortable through shows, coffee runs, or late-night drives where the music hits different.
This is the longest band name in extreme metal on the most casual piece of merch. Wear it when you want character over flash.
Out November 30th, 2025.
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.
Size Chart:
| Size |
Circumference (in) |
Height (in) |
Visor Width (in) |
Visor Length (in) |
| One Size |
19.02 - 22.05 |
5.00 |
2.60 |
7.76 |
Product Features:
- 100% preshrunk cotton twill for strength and smooth feel
- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile shape with soft crown
- Adjustable hook-and-loop closure for customizable fit
- Distressed details: frayed edges and worn-look brim
- Six sewn eyelets and four stitched rows on brim for durability
- Small embroidered logo patch on front
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
- Use soft-bristled brush for stubborn spots
- Not necessary to soak the entire hat
- Air dry only
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: OTTO Cap 104-1018, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
