Xavleg - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Cuffed Beanie
Xavleg - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Cuffed Beanie
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Official beanie for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is OUT NOW on all streaming platforms! Five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This cuffed beanie keeps your head warm while you prepare your tongue for the pronunciation challenge.
12" cuffed design with subtle embroidered logo creates a structured fit that works from morning coffee runs to late-night walks when the air gets cold. 100% turbo acrylic is warm, durable, and hypoallergenic locks in heat without the itch. One size fits most with stretchy, universal comfort. Layers smooth under a hood or sits clean on its own.
This is the longest band name in extreme metal on a beanie built for cold weather and calm confidence. Wear it when the temperature drops and the blast beats keep you moving.
Out Now On All Streaming Platforms!
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.
Size Chart:
| Size | Length Uncuffed (in) | Length Cuffed (in) | Width (in) | Circumference (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| One Size | 12.00 | 9.00 | 8.13 | 17.25 - 18.50 |
Product Features:
- 12" cuffed design for structured, snug fit
- Embroidered logo detail for subtle decoration
- 100% turbo acrylic, warm, durable, and hypoallergenic
- One size fits most adults with stretchy, universal comfort
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or Korea
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
- Use soft-bristled brush for stubborn spots
- Not necessary to soak the entire item
- Air dry only
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Yupoong 1501KC, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea, For adults
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
