Official beanie for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia drops November 30th, 2025 — five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This cuffed beanie keeps your head warm while you prepare your tongue for the pronunciation challenge.
12" cuffed design with subtle embroidered logo creates a structured fit that works from morning coffee runs to late-night walks when the air gets cold. 100% turbo acrylic is warm, durable, and hypoallergenic — locks in heat without the itch. One size fits most with stretchy, universal comfort. Layers smooth under a hood or sits clean on its own.
This is the longest band name in extreme metal on a beanie built for cold weather and calm confidence. Wear it when the temperature drops and the blast beats keep you moving.
Out November 30th, 2025.
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.
Size Chart:
| Size |
Length Uncuffed (in) |
Length Cuffed (in) |
Width (in) |
Circumference (in) |
| One Size |
12.00 |
9.00 |
8.13 |
17.25 - 18.50 |
Product Features:
- 12" cuffed design for structured, snug fit
- Embroidered logo detail for subtle decoration
- 100% turbo acrylic — warm, durable, and hypoallergenic
- One size fits most adults with stretchy, universal comfort
- Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or Korea
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
- Use soft-bristled brush for stubborn spots
- Not necessary to soak the entire item
- Air dry only
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Yupoong 1501KC, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea, For adults
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
