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Xavleg - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Cuffed Beanie

Xavleg - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Cuffed Beanie

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Official beanie for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia drops November 30th, 2025 — five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This cuffed beanie keeps your head warm while you prepare your tongue for the pronunciation challenge.

12" cuffed design with subtle embroidered logo creates a structured fit that works from morning coffee runs to late-night walks when the air gets cold. 100% turbo acrylic is warm, durable, and hypoallergenic — locks in heat without the itch. One size fits most with stretchy, universal comfort. Layers smooth under a hood or sits clean on its own.

This is the longest band name in extreme metal on a beanie built for cold weather and calm confidence. Wear it when the temperature drops and the blast beats keep you moving.

Out November 30th, 2025.
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.


Size Chart:

Size Length Uncuffed (in) Length Cuffed (in) Width (in) Circumference (in)
One Size 12.00 9.00 8.13 17.25 - 18.50

Product Features:

  • 12" cuffed design for structured, snug fit
  • Embroidered logo detail for subtle decoration
  • 100% turbo acrylic — warm, durable, and hypoallergenic
  • One size fits most adults with stretchy, universal comfort
  • Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or Korea

Care Instructions:

 

  • Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
  • Use soft-bristled brush for stubborn spots
  • Not necessary to soak the entire item
  • Air dry only


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Yupoong 1501KC, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea, For adults

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

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