Official cap for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is OUT NOW on all streaming platforms! Five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This clean five-panel cap brings meme-grind to your everyday rotation without the chaos.
Soft-structured crown with a low-profile silhouette sits close to the head for that streamlined, understated look. 100% spun cotton fabric with breathable metal eyelets keeps you comfortable through long days, while the adjustable nylon strap with clip closure locks in your fit. Subtle embroidered logo on the front, clean enough for coffee runs, bold enough for people who know.
This is the longest band name in extreme metal on a cap built for low-key wear. Layers easy under jackets or pairs with relaxed streetwear when you want to rep without screaming about it.
OUT NOW!!!
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.
Size Chart:
| Size |
Circumference (in) |
Height (in) |
Visor Width (in) |
Visor Length (in) |
| One Size |
19.02 - 22.01 |
4.50 |
2.50 |
7.00 |
Fits head circumferences approximately 19⅝″–22½″ (48.3–55.9 cm)
Product Features:
- 100% spun cotton fabric for strength and smooth handfeel
- Soft-structured five-panel, low-profile silhouette
- Adjustable nylon strap with clip closure for customizable fit
- Metal eyelets for breathability
- Clean embroidered logo on front panel
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
- Use soft-bristled brush for stubborn spots
- Not necessary to soak the entire hat
- Air dry only
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Yupoong 7005, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
