Official T-Shirt for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia drops November 30th, 2025, five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This is meme-grind at its most conceptually deranged, and this shirt is your proof you were here when Xavleg turned a phobia into a pronunciation challenge.
Built on the legendary Gildan 5000, the underground standard that's survived decades of mosh pits and tour vans. Heavy 100% cotton with prints that stay sharp through chaos. Fits true to size with that classic metal tee cut. Designed to rep the longest band name in extreme metal while you prepare your tongue for the most absurdly titled release of the year.
Out November 30th, 2025.
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.
Size Chart:
| Size |
Width (in) |
Length (in) |
Sleeve Length (in) |
| S |
18.00 |
28.00 |
15.10 |
| M |
20.00 |
29.00 |
16.50 |
| L |
22.00 |
30.00 |
18.00 |
| XL |
24.00 |
31.00 |
19.50 |
| 2XL |
26.00 |
32.00 |
21.00 |
| 3XL |
28.00 |
33.00 |
22.40 |
| 4XL |
30.00 |
34.00 |
23.70 |
| 5XL |
32.00 |
35.00 |
25.00 |
Size tolerance: ±1.50"
Product Features:
- Classic Gildan 5000 blank — the underground standard
- Durable 100% cotton body with medium 180 g/m² fabric weight
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction for shape retention
- Crisp DTF prints on inner collar and DTG on front/back panels
- Ribbed seamless collar and tear-away label
- Certified safety and ethical standards (Oeko-Tex, US cotton sourcing, EU 2-year warranty)
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Tumble dry low heat
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
