Xavleg - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Baby Tee

Official baby tee for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia drops November 30th, 2025 — five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. Start them young with this miniature statement piece.

Built on the Rabbit Skins 3322 — 100% combed ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz) that's soft, lightweight, and gentle on little skin. Classic fit runs true to size with side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention through everyday play. Ribbed knit collar stretches for easy on and off. The art stays bold, the fabric stays comfortable.

This is the longest band name in extreme metal scaled down for the smallest fans. For metalhead parents raising the next generation with good taste and zero apologies.

Out November 30th, 2025.
🩸 Prepare your tongue.
🧠 Leave your brain at the door.
🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.

Size Chart:

Size tolerance: ±1.00"

Product Features:

• Rabbit Skins 3322 blank — trusted quality for infants
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton for solid colors (lightweight 4.5 oz fabric)
• Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
• Ribbed knit collar with seam for stretch and durability
• Classic fit that runs true to size, easy for everyday wear
• Heather blends available (cotton/polyester mix depending on color)

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Tumble dry low heat
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Iron, steam or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Rabbit Skins 3322, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean