{"product_id":"xavleg-hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia-5-panel-cap","title":"Xavleg - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 5-Panel Cap","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eOfficial cap for the new EP from South Africa's most unhinged extreme metal export.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is OUT NOW on all streaming platforms!\u003c\/strong\u003e Five tracks of linguistic brutality that weaponize the fear of long words into a mouth-melting monolith of vocabulary violence. This clean five-panel cap brings meme-grind to your everyday rotation without the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSoft-structured crown with a low-profile silhouette sits close to the head for that streamlined, understated look. 100% spun cotton fabric with breathable metal eyelets keeps you comfortable through long days, while the adjustable nylon strap with clip closure locks in your fit. Subtle embroidered logo on the front, clean enough for coffee runs, bold enough for people who know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThis is the longest band name in extreme metal on a cap built for low-key wear. Layers easy under jackets or pairs with relaxed streetwear when you want to rep without screaming about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOUT NOW!!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🩸 Prepare your tongue.\u003cbr\u003e🧠 Leave your brain at the door.\u003cbr\u003e🎤 The pronunciation challenge starts now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-300 my-2\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Chart:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"bg-bg-100 min-w-full border-separate border-spacing-0 text-sm leading-[1.88888] whitespace-normal\"\u003e\n\u003cthead class=\"border-b-border-100\/50 border-b-[0.5px] text-left\"\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"[tbody\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:odd:bg-bg-500\/10\"\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"text-text-000 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:-x-[hsla(var(--border-100) \/ 0.5)] px-2 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:border-l-[0.5px]\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"text-text-000 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:-x-[hsla(var(--border-100) \/ 0.5)] px-2 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:border-l-[0.5px]\"\u003eCircumference (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"text-text-000 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:-x-[hsla(var(--border-100) \/ 0.5)] px-2 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:border-l-[0.5px]\"\u003eHeight (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"text-text-000 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:-x-[hsla(var(--border-100) \/ 0.5)] px-2 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:border-l-[0.5px]\"\u003eVisor Width (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"text-text-000 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:-x-[hsla(var(--border-100) \/ 0.5)] px-2 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:border-l-[0.5px]\"\u003eVisor Length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"[tbody\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:odd:bg-bg-500\/10\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-t-border-100\/50 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:-x-[hsla(var(--border-100) \/ 0.5)] border-t-[0.5px] px-2 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:border-l-[0.5px]\"\u003eOne Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-t-border-100\/50 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:-x-[hsla(var(--border-100) \/ 0.5)] border-t-[0.5px] px-2 [\u0026amp;:not(:first-child)]:border-l-[0.5px]\"\u003e19.02 - 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